[Natalia appears to be in the mall, in no particular danger at all. In fact, there's nothing unusual about this scene at all... except that she appears to be surrounded by a bright light that's flashing on and off rapidly. She looks confused, gradually edging toward annoyed.]Does anyone know what's going on? What is that light and why is it ( Read more... )

[There's no image, but you can hear Natalia talking, and some snatches of other conversations, presumably people near here speaking.]

And here we are, in the center of town. If you look to your left -

[There's a sudden loud electronic squeal and a burst of static, through which you can barely hear her continuing to speak.]... you can see... wait ( Read more... )

[The video's focused on Natalia, dressed in a sparkling white classic tennis outfit, short skirt and all. She appears to be playing tennis, too. She's not terrible, but not amazing, either. Then again, the job called for drama, so that's what she's going for instead of skill or precision ( Read more... )

[Have one blond pony who looks decidedly not amused.]

After the peace last month, I'd hoped these unfortunate events were over. And now I find myself like thisThis is completely unacceptable! How am I supposed to even function like this ( Read more... )

[When the feed starts, the first thing you see is an extreme close-up of Natalia's torso as she fiddles with the Guide, trying to adjust the camera.

Finally, satisfied, she steps back and you can see her face. She's wearing a rather stern expression and she takes a deep breath before she begins.]I have an announcement to make ( Read more... )

[Natalia is seated neatly in what appears to be an armchair. She adjusts the hem of her skirt slightly, folds her hands in her lap, and addresses the camera directly.]I've noticed a lot of homesickeness going around lately and I have something to say about it ( Read more... )

[When the camera turns on, there's a close-up of Natalia's face. She looks both angry and distressed.]

Someone get this guy away from me!

I'm not in another castle! I'm not in a castle at all! I'm right here!

And I'm not your princess!

[There's a brief moment of spinning, as though the Guide has been dropped, and a loud thud when it lands. ( Read more... )

[When the camera turns on, you can just see Natalia's head and shoulders. She adjusts it a little, then gives it a practiced smile.]

I'm sorry to bother everyone, but I could use some assistance.

[She steps backwards, so you get a better view, and holds something up. It's a Hitachi Magic WandI'm supposed to sell these this month and I'm afraid ( Read more... )

It's such a little thing that I don't see how I could refuse.

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[Natalia's curled up in a large armchair in her room, a rather undignified position she doesn't usually use in public. She has a book in her lap, but she doesn't appear to be reading it. Instead, she's staring off into space.

She's silent for a long moment, before she finally sighs.]

It's so quiet lately.

[She says "quiet", but her expression ( Read more... )